March 2011
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A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out and get some sun. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
Along comes a game...
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The annoying moment when your Internet connection...
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“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”
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If your relationship has more issues than a...
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When the food you kept in the fridge is suddenly...
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“Every mistake you make is a progress.”
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My level of immaturity changes depending on who I’m with.
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That moment of relief when the teacher calls on...
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“God puts people in your life for a reason, and removes them from your life for a...”
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After reading this sentence you will realize that...
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Trust is like a virginity. Once you're fucked, you...
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That awkward moment when you're yelling at someone...
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Girl: Describe a hot girl. Boy: Blonde hair, huge boobs, brown eyes. Girl: Then I guess I am not a hot girl. Boy: You didn’t say ‘describe a perfect girl’.
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